Sarcastic Narwhal handmade bar soaps are where PNW cozy meets everyday clean. Each bar is poured in small batches in Western Washington, then cured low and slow for a rich, creamy lather that feels as good as it looks. No drama, no weird stuff in the ingredient list. Just a solid bar of soap that actually makes your shower feel like a tiny upgrade.
Every bar is a minimum of 4.0 oz and made with a balanced blend of plant based oils and butters that cleanse without stripping. Skin is left feeling fresh and comfortable instead of tight or squeaky. Color patterns, swirl designs, and exact weight may vary from bar to bar because each one is cut and finished by hand right here in our little soap studio.
Perfect for hands, bath, or shower, this bar is an easy everyday swap if you are trying to simplify your routine, cut down on plastic, or support a small handmade business in the Pacific Northwest. Toss one by the sink, one in the shower, and keep an extra on hand for last minute gifting.
Highlights
Small batch and cold process
Vegan, palm free, phthalate free, cruelty free
Minimum 4.0 oz bar, hand cut
Made in Western Washington
Ships in low waste, plastic free packaging whenever possible
Pair your bar with a bamboo soap tray or sisal soap saver bag to help it dry between uses and last even longer.
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Vegan • Palm-free • Phthalate-free • Cruelty-free
Meet our small-batch, cold-process soap—hand-poured in Western Washington and cured for a rich, creamy lather. Each bar is a minimum of 4.0 oz (113 g) and made with a skin-loving blend of plant oils and butters. Expect a balanced, bubbly cleanse that rinses clean and leaves skin feeling comfortable, not tight.
Ingredients (common names)
Olive oil, Coconut oil, Shea butter, Castor oil, Distilled water, Sodium hydroxide (lye), Essential oils, Mineral/earth colorants.
INCI: Olea Europaea (Olive) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Aqua, Sodium Hydroxide, Essential Oil Blend, CI Pigments (as applicable).
How to Use
Lather with water, cleanse, and rinse. For face or body—avoid eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
Care & Longevity
Keep bar dry between uses (draining soap dish helps). Let it breathe between showers to extend its life. Consider a soap case and bamboo holder to increase your soap's longevity.
Handmade Notes
Color swirls and scent strength vary from batch to batch—that’s the handmade charm.
Safety
For external use only. Keep out of eyes and out of reach of children and pets. Check the ingredient list if you have allergies.
