frequently asked questions

Our bars are handcrafted in micro-batches with high-quality plant oils and butters. Expect gentle cleansing, rich lather, and unique PNW-inspired scents. Each full-size bar is a minimum of 4 oz at cut, and slight variations in color or swirl are normal and should be expected for handmade products.

Yes. Every product page includes a full ingredient list. If you have sensitivities, please review carefully and reach out before purchasing.

Many bars are vegan and our core base is palm-free. Check each product page for details on beeswax, milks, or other non-vegan ingredients.

Let it dry between uses. A draining soap dish and keeping the bar out of the direct stream of water make a big difference.

Best within 12 months for peak scent and lather. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.

Everyone’s skin is different. We recommend a patch test on a small area first. Discontinue use if irritation occurs and contact us with your experience so we can help suggest a gentler option.

Shake well. Spray 3–5 times directly onto toilet water before you go. The essential oil blend helps trap odors below the surface. For external surfaces only; avoid eyes and do not ingest. Keep away from children and pets.

Use a few drops of oil (or a pea-size amount of balm) and work through beard and skin. Start small; add more as needed. Full ingredients and scent notes are listed on each product page.

In-stock items usually ship within 2–3 business days (Mon–Fri, Pacific Time). Made-to-order or restock items may need extra time. If a bar is curing, we’ll list the ready-to-ship date on the product page.

We currently ship within the U.S. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order goes out. Shipping and handling are paid by the customer.

Absolutely. Add a note at checkout and we’ll include a handwritten message and omit pricing.

Yes. We offer wholesale pricing with tiered discounts and light customizations/private label. Minimums typically start at 24 bars per scent, with a 2–4 week lead time. Email sales@sarcasticnarwhal.com with your business name, location, estimated quantities, and resale certificate to receive our line sheet and samples.

We use high-quality essential oils and/or skin-safe fragrance oils. Each product page specifies the scent type and any notable allergens.

Email sales@sarcasticnarwhal.com or use our contact form. We reply within 1–2 business days (Mon–Fri, Pacific Time).