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About Sarcastic Narwhal

What We Stand For

Clean you can feel: Thoughtful formulations with skin-loving oils
and purposeful ingredients.
Playful, not precious: Self-care should be easy, effective, and
a little cheeky.
Rooted in the PNW: Scents and stories inspired by rain,
evergreens, driftwood, and mountain air.
Small-batch quality: Hand-poured in Washington State, tested by real families, made to be used every day.

Our Ingredients (The Good Stuff)

We start with a balanced base of olive, coconut, shea, and castor oils for a creamy, bubbly lather that rinses clean. From there we add:

Essential oils and thoughtfully chosen fragrance for memorable, true-to-life scents.
Clays, botanicals, or mineral color for natural elegance (no gimmicks).
No phthalates, no parabens. Ever.

Allergens & sensitivities vary by person. Full INCI and usage notes available by request.

How We Make It

Formulate with intention: Every recipe is tested and refined for feel, lather, and longevity.
Mix & pour by hand: Cold-process soap lets the ingredients do their thing without shortcuts.
Cure for performance: Bars rest 4–6 weeks to get harder, milder, and longer lasting.
Finish with care: Labeled by hand, packed with recyclable or reusable materials.

Sustainability & Sourcing

Conscious materials: Recyclable/compostable packaging where ever possible.
Right-sized runs: Small batches reduce waste and keep products fresh.
Local first: We prioritize regional suppliers and makers whenever we can.

Community Matters

Sarcastic Narwhal was built by a PNW family that believes in showing up for neighbors—at markets, school fundraisers, and community events. When you shop with us, you support a tiny business with a big heart (and an even bigger soap curing rack).

Hi! I’m Jodi—soap stirrer, scent blender, label peeler, and head narwhal enthusiast. I love turning everyday routines into little rituals: a bar that makes your shower feel like forest air, a spritz that saves the room, a beard oil that behaves. Thanks for being here and for cheering on small, handmade things.

Our Short Story

We make small-batch, Pacific Northwest–inspired soap and body care that work beautifully and make you smile. Real ingredients, real results, and a little bit of snark—because skincare should feel fun, not fussy.

Why “Sarcastic Narwhal”?

Narwhals are delightfully odd, magical, and tougher than they look. Same energy here. We’re a PNW family brand that mixes practical performance with playful personality. Expect ocean vibes, forest notes, cozy cabin moments—and names that don’t take themselves too seriously.

What We have in the works

Bar Soaps: Cold-process bars, minimum 4 oz each, cured 4–6 weeks for a hard, long-lasting lather.
Spritz Before Sits: Our natural bathroom spray that traps odors before they... surface.
Beard Oils & Balms: Lightweight, conditioning blends that tame flyaways and keep beards touchable.
Massage & Body Oils: Silky, plant-based formulas for soft, healthy skin.
Merchandise: Sarcastic Narwhal branded merch is available! Shirts, hats, stickers, vinyl decals—the Sarcastic Narwhal world is your oyster... support local!
Seasonal & Limited Drops: PNW-themed scents and designs—when they’re gone, they’re gone.