Glacial Drift Handmade Bar Soap

Vegan • Palm-free • Phthalate-free • Cruelty-free

Meet our small-batch, cold-process soap—hand-poured in Western Washington and cured for a rich, creamy lather. Each bar is a minimum of 4.0 oz (113 g) and made with a skin-loving blend of plant oils and butters. Expect a balanced, bubbly cleanse that rinses clean and leaves skin feeling comfortable, not tight.

Ingredients (common names)

Olive oil, Coconut oil, Shea butter, Castor oil, Distilled water, Sodium hydroxide (lye), Essential oils, Mineral/earth colorants.

INCI: Olea Europaea (Olive) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Aqua, Sodium Hydroxide, Essential Oil Blend, CI Pigments (as applicable).

How to Use

Lather with water, cleanse, and rinse. For face or body—avoid eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.

Care & Longevity

Keep bar dry between uses (draining soap dish helps). Let it breathe between showers to extend its life. Consider a soap case and bamboo holder to increase your soap's longevity.

Handmade Notes

Color swirls and scent strength vary from batch to batch—that’s the handmade charm.

Safety

For external use only. Keep out of eyes and out of reach of children and pets. Check the ingredient list if you have allergies.

Returns & Refunds Policy

All sales are final on soaps and other personal-care items for hygiene and safety reasons. We can’t accept returns or resell opened products. Thank you for understanding and supporting a small, handmade business.

Quality & Variations

Our soaps are poured in small batches. Slight differences in color, swirl, or scent strength are normal and part of the handmade charm.

Damaged or Incorrect Items

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 3 days of delivery. Please include your order number and clear photos of the issue. We’ll replace the item or offer store credit as permitted by law.

Lost Packages

If tracking shows “delivered” but you did not receive your package, check with household members and neighbors. If it still cannot be located, contact your local carrier for a GPS delivery trace. Then reach out to us and we’ll do our best to help.

Cancellations

You can request a cancellation before your order ships. Once an order is packed or shipped, it cannot be canceled.

Allergies & Sensitivities

Please review each product’s ingredient list before purchase. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. We can’t offer refunds based on individual skin reactions, but we’re happy to help you choose a better fit next time.

Custom & Special Orders

Custom orders are final sale and not eligible for cancellation, return, or refund.

How to Reach Us

Questions or concerns? Use the contact form on our website or email sales@sarcasticnarwhal.com with your order number. We respond promptly and will make things right when there’s a genuine issue.

Last updated: October 21, 2025

Who pays shipping?
Customers pay shipping and handling at checkout. Rates are calculated by package weight, destination, and carrier.

Carrier & speed
We primarily ship with USPS Ground Advantage® (2–5 business days) with tracking and $100 insurance included. Larger or time-sensitive orders may ship USPS Priority Mail or Flat Rate. USPS FAQs+1

Processing time
Orders ship within 2–3 business days (Mon–Fri). You’ll receive tracking when your label is created.

Handling
A small handling fee covers packaging (boxes, paper, labels) and order prep.

Delivery issues
If your package is marked Delivered but missing, please check with household members/neighbors and your local post office for a GPS trace. If it can’t be located, contact us — we’ll help troubleshoot.

Damaged in transit
Email us within 3 days or receipt with photos and your order number. We’ll replace or issue store credit as appropriate.

International shipping
Currently US only. (We’ll update this page if that changes.)

Holiday note
USPS applies temporary peak-season surcharges (Oct–Jan) that can raise rates slightly at checkout.