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Cold Process


From My Backyard to Your Soap Dish: The Story Behind Our Hop Soaps
One hop plant in my Edgewood yard gave me enough tea for ten loaves of soap. Here’s how that harvest became Fresh Off the Vine, Ale Yeah, and Hop To It.

Sarcastic Narwhal
3 days ago3 min read


This Soap Came to Party
Bright, colorful, and just a little chaotic, Party Bar combines soap confetti with a cheerful Orange + Coconut Vanilla fragrance. See how this fun little batch got its name.

Sarcastic Narwhal
3 days ago2 min read


After Hours Soap: A Moody Handmade Bar for Low-Light Glow
After Hours is a warm, moody handmade soap with notes of tobacco, vetiver, vanilla, leather, and orange zest. Smooth, refined, and made for your end-of-day reset.

Sarcastic Narwhal
Jun 223 min read


How to Choose the Best Handmade Soap for Your Mood
Choosing handmade soap does not have to be complicated. This guide helps you pick the best small batch soap based on your mood, favorite scents, and the kind of shower experience you want, from fresh and rainy to warm, cozy, earthy, or moody.

Sarcastic Narwhal
Jun 225 min read


MOUNTAIN RAIN
Mountain Rain by Sarcastic Narwhal captures the fresh, cool calm of the Pacific Northwest with a scent inspired by rain, evergreens, moss-covered trails, and mountain air.

Sarcastic Narwhal
Mar 154 min read


Why Most Store “Soap” Isn’t Actually Soap
If you’ve ever switched from store-bought soap to a handmade bar, you may have noticed something right away. Your skin feels different. Not squeaky. Not tight. Just clean and comfortable. A lot of people assume handmade soap is simply a fancier version of the same thing you buy at the grocery store. But here’s the interesting truth. Many store “soaps” aren’t technically soap at all. Once you understand the difference, it becomes pretty clear why handmade soap often feels bett

Sarcastic Narwhal
Mar 55 min read


What Makes Cold Process Soap Different?
Ever wonder why handmade soap looks, feels, and lathers differently than store-bought bars? Cold process soap is crafted through a traditional method that preserves natural glycerin, creates unique designs, and requires weeks of curing. Here’s what makes it special.

Sarcastic Narwhal
Mar 43 min read
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