Give your sink or shower a little upgrade. This bundle includes three 4 oz (or larger) artisan soap bars plus a natural bamboo soap tray that helps your bars dry between uses so they last longer.
What’s included
3 hand poured artisan bars. 4 oz minimum each.
1 bamboo drying tray to keep soap lifted and tidy.
Why you’ll love it
Ready to gift or keep for yourself.
Curated bars made with skin friendly oils.
Bamboo tray helps reduce gooey soap and keeps your counter looking put together.
Perfect for tester packs, thank you gifts, or stocking up on your favorite scents.
Sinkside Starter Set
Vegan • Palm-free • Phthalate-free • Cruelty-free
Meet our small-batch, cold-process soap—hand-poured in Western Washington and cured for a rich, creamy lather. Each bar is a minimum of 4.0 oz (113 g) and made with a skin-loving blend of plant oils and butters. Expect a balanced, bubbly cleanse that rinses clean and leaves skin feeling comfortable, not tight.
Ingredients (common names)
Olive oil, Coconut oil, Shea butter, Castor oil, Distilled water, Sodium hydroxide (lye), Essential oils, Mineral/earth colorants.
INCI: Olea Europaea (Olive) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Aqua, Sodium Hydroxide, Essential Oil Blend, CI Pigments (as applicable).
How to Use
Lather with water, cleanse, and rinse. For face or body—avoid eyes. Discontinue use if irritation occurs.
Care & Longevity
Keep bar dry between uses (draining soap dish helps). Let it breathe between showers to extend its life. Consider a soap case and bamboo holder to increase your soap's longevity.
Handmade Notes
Color swirls and scent strength vary from batch to batch—that’s the handmade charm.
Safety
For external use only. Keep out of eyes and out of reach of children and pets. Check the ingredient list if you have allergies.
Returns & Refunds Policy
All sales are final on soaps and other personal-care items for hygiene and safety reasons. We can’t accept returns or resell opened products. Thank you for understanding and supporting a small, handmade business.
Quality & Variations
Our soaps are poured in small batches. Slight differences in color, swirl, or scent strength are normal and part of the handmade charm.
Damaged or Incorrect Items
If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 3 days of delivery. Please include your order number and clear photos of the issue. We’ll replace the item or offer store credit as permitted by law.
Lost Packages
If tracking shows “delivered” but you did not receive your package, check with household members and neighbors. If it still cannot be located, contact your local carrier for a GPS delivery trace. Then reach out to us and we’ll do our best to help.
Cancellations
You can request a cancellation before your order ships. Once an order is packed or shipped, it cannot be canceled.
Allergies & Sensitivities
Please review each product’s ingredient list before purchase. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. We can’t offer refunds based on individual skin reactions, but we’re happy to help you choose a better fit next time.
Custom & Special Orders
Custom orders are final sale and not eligible for cancellation, return, or refund.
How to Reach Us
Questions or concerns? Use the contact form on our website or email sales@sarcasticnarwhal.com with your order number. We respond promptly and will make things right when there’s a genuine issue.
Last updated: October 21, 2025
Who pays shipping?
Customers pay shipping and handling at checkout. Rates are calculated by package weight, destination, and carrier.Carrier & speed
We primarily ship with USPS Ground Advantage® (2–5 business days) with tracking and $100 insurance included. Larger or time-sensitive orders may ship USPS Priority Mail or Flat Rate. USPS FAQs+1Processing time
Orders ship within 2–3 business days (Mon–Fri). You’ll receive tracking when your label is created.Handling
A small handling fee covers packaging (boxes, paper, labels) and order prep.Delivery issues
If your package is marked Delivered but missing, please check with household members/neighbors and your local post office for a GPS trace. If it can’t be located, contact us — we’ll help troubleshoot.Damaged in transit
Email us within 3 days or receipt with photos and your order number. We’ll replace or issue store credit as appropriate.International shipping
Currently US only. (We’ll update this page if that changes.)Holiday note
USPS applies temporary peak-season surcharges (Oct–Jan) that can raise rates slightly at checkout.
