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Handcrafted in Washington State in small batches. For external use only. Test on a small area first. Discontinue use if irritation occurs. Keep away from eyes. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Each bar is unique. Color, swirl, and weight may vary slightly due to the handmade process. Plastic-free shipping materials whenever possible. Follow along on Instagram and Facebook. Tag your bar with #SarcasticNarwhal

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