I’m Jodi, founder of Sarcastic Narwhal and a lifelong process nerd. I make small-batch soaps, beard care, and other blends that read like places—salt air, warm amber, forest floor—rather than “just fragrance.” Each batch is hand-poured in tiny runs so I can fine-tune swirls, cure times, and scent balance. I build for real life: bars that cleanse without stripping, beard care that absorbs cleanly, and room sprays that freshen without shouting. Rooted in the Pacific Northwest, every product is crafted to bring a little quiet to your routine—calm, crafted, consistent.