About Sarcastic Narwhal
Hi! I’m Jodi—soap stirrer, scent blender, label peeler, and head narwhal enthusiast. I love turning everyday routines into little rituals: a bar that makes your shower feel like forest air, a spritz that saves the room, a beard oil that behaves. Thanks for being here and for cheering on small, handmade things.
Our Short Story
We make small-batch, Pacific Northwest–inspired soap and body care that work beautifully and make you smile. Real ingredients, real results, and a little bit of snark—because skincare should feel fun, not fussy.
Why “Sarcastic Narwhal”?
Narwhals are delightfully odd, magical, and tougher than they look. Same energy here. We’re a PNW family brand that mixes practical performance with playful personality. Expect ocean vibes, forest notes, cozy cabin moments—and names that don’t take themselves too seriously.
What We Make
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Micro-Batch Bar Soaps Cold-process bars, minimum 4 oz each at cut, cured 4–6 weeks for a hard, long-lasting lather.
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Spritz Before Sits Our natural bathroom spray that traps odors before they... surface.
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Beard Nectar & Balm Lightweight, conditioning blends that tame fly-aways and keep beards touchable.
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Massage & Body Oils Silky, plant-based formulas for soft, healthy skin.
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Seasonal & Limited Drops PNW-themed scents and designs—when they’re gone, they’re gone.